The Deconstructionist: The What’s-In-It-For-Me League

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Taking the Fun Out of Having Superpowers Since 2006
 
A friend of mine recently broke my streak of having no ideas for this column by asking what super power I would have. If you are anything like me, you walk around all day with that question already answered, as well as what 3 wishes you would ask for. I often imagine being confronted by a genie or a wish-granting demon and asking the giant, floating incorporeal supernatural being pull up a chair while we go over in detail, the specifics of my three requests. So I already knew exactly what superpower I wanted. I’ve always known, ever since I’ve been a child-but it’s not always been the same power.
 

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